Officially a Bitch

Well according to this I am officially a bitch.
I am so grateful to officially be a bitch. I’d like to thank my friends and family. It is such an honour to be a bitch. Usually I am known for my quiet personality and helping with the little kids at my church…but this makes me feel like a queen. So thank you so much! I shall follow in the footsteps of my idols, Regina George, who has taught me, “BOO YOU WHORE” Louis Tomlinson, who has a god damn fine ass, and Steven Tyler cause he’s ma man.